So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize
