omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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