I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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