Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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