Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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