THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So vagazzling was a success
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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