thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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