i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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