When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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