Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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