Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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