Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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