S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
