My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Come on in and take your pants off
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