Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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