i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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