I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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