JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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