i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she peed on how many people?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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