I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Floor bacon is actually really good
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