fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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