Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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