dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.