Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(571): View more from Virginia

So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole

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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.

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