I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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