You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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