I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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