talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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