it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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