My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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