You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
