Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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