if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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