what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My dick has a subreddit
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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