giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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