My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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