Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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