party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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