I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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