Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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