You can't motorboat a personality
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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I want to be your penis for a week.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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