Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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