He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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