Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Don't tell me you're on acid again
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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