the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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