How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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