Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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