Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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