just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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