no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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