so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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