Don't you send me to vm
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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