Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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