Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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