What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
