Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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