no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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