brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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